Are you a vampire?
WHAT KIND OF VAMPIRE ARE YOU?
To find out, please add up the points after each answer. Then see How to Score at the end.
1. The best part of being a vampire is:
a. being on Earth for the long haul 3
b. hunting humans down, one by one 2
c. harvesting humans as a cash crop 1
d. being emo 0
2. The worst part of being a vampire is
a. it's all good, so long as you have enough blood 2
b. special dietary needs 3
c. having to put up with humans—but not for much longer 1
d. reacting to seeing a crucifix 0
3. When it comes to food, I
a. eat almost everything, but prefer red meat 0
b. prefer human blood 2
c. prefer humans 1
d. like seafood, especially oysters, and veggies, along with supplements 3
4. My favorite pastime is
a. reading 3
b. eating junk food 0
c. staying up late plotting, and prowling dark streets at midnight 2
d. slaughter 1
5. When it comes to travel, I
a. fly by night 2
b. prefer forms that don't leave carbon footprints 3
c. would rather stay home and tend my crops 1
d. am ready to go anywhere, any time 0
6. My favorite clothing is
a. all black, all the time 0
b. custom-tailored in London 3
c. polyester, which is stain-resistant 2
d. none at all 1
7. When it comes to politics, I believe in
a. ignoring them 0
b. brute force 1
c. the democratic process 3
d. using them to get what I want 2
8. My favorite drink is
a. beer, preferably a keg 0
b. chilled blood, sipped from antique crystal goblets 2
c. an Italian aperitif made from a secret recipe 3
d. warm blood, straight from the jugular vein 1
9. I define love as
a. warm puppies and babies and stuff like that 0
b. a form of biological cooperation in which the emotions of each are necessary to the fulfillment of the other's instinctive purposes 3
c. a grotesque human illusion 2
d. lust 1
10. Earth would be a better place if
a. I ran it 2
b. Nobody ran it 1
c. Enlightened vampires and humans ran it collaboratively 3
d. Earth is perfectly fine just the way it is 0
HOW TO SCORE
25-30 You are a SANGUINIST, an ethical vampire who cares about the environment and works toward equal rights with humans. Read THE SANGUINIST'S DAUGHTER to learn how to cope with your condition.
20-25 You are a NEBULIST, a proponent of vampire rights. You believe human extinction is inevitable, and you take human victims one at a time. Read THE SANGUINIST'S DAUGHTER to learn more about your culture.
15-20 You are a COLONIST, a vampire who cultivates human crops and subsists entirely on human blood and meat. You favor human extinction on a grand scale. You probably don't read, but you should check out THE SANGUINIST'S DAUGHTER to see what the other vampires are up to.
0-15 You're a HUMAN, not a vampire. It's in your best interests to read THE SANGUINIST'S DAUGHTER for clues on how to survive.
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